I will be a tourist that took the wrong flight and ended up lost, without his baggage in (insert US suburb here). Confused, speaking in broken English, with thick accent, I will ask you where I am and how can I get to (insert anywhere in California here). You'll pick me up from the streets and get me into your home. Your hubby is not gonna be happy about it, but he'll tolerate your charitable gesture. You'll propose to me to get a shower. While your hubby is watching his favourite talk show, you'll sneak into the shower and you'll confess your curiosity towards foreign men and your submiss… 続きを読む